Three men, a
doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks.
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said,
"You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a
diamond ring and a new Mercedes.
I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least
she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love
her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said,
"Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of
pearls and a trip to the Bahamas.
I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she
would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I
loved her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said,
"Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt
and a vibrator.
I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go
f*** herself." |
