A man walked
into a bar on a slow night and sat down.
After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a
drink, and he said
"No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like
it!"
So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette,"
but the man said
"No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool,
and again the man said
"No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like
it."
"As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm
waiting on my son!"
The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!!"" |
