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The Beer
Festival |
After the Great
Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would
like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it
to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the
world, give me 'The King Of Beers, a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says "I'd
like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water,
give me a Coors."
He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give
me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why
aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
The Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither will I." |
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