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The Chick With
Long Legs |
A man walks up
to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the
bartender asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.
"What's yours?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40
please,"
The man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact
change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the
man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have
the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with
exact change.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter
again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.
"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch"
says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20" says the bartender.
Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that
if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in
my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender.
"Most people would wish for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you
live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius!
... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with
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