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The Drunken Cop |
A drunken man
was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into
then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy.
'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk.
'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies.
'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled
manager.
'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue
lights and a siren on the roof!'. |
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